if I was ever accused of murder, I’d have a really hard time providing an alibi
"Miss, what were you doing on the night in question, between 5pm and midnight."
"Um, watching Netflix and talking to strangers on the internet while alone in my apartment?"
Internet History would clear you in five minutes
i dont think i want them looking at my internet history id rather go to jail for something i didnt do
hijabis be like
Yeah but in my high school, pretty much every girl wears a hijab, and we kinda have this sixth sense so we know whenever anyone has shit hair. I dunno how, maybe its that brief glint of panic in their eyes whenever there is a breeze, or maybe its the extra pin holding the scarf in place. And whenever that happens, your scarf could get pulled at any given moment and you dunno when and its like the hunger games but with teenaged muslim girls.
its like the hunger games but with teenaged muslim girls.
One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ