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tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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ohmygil:

theimmortalironfists:

ohmygil:

karatam:

if I was ever accused of murder, I’d have a really hard time providing an alibi

"Miss, what were you doing on the night in question, between 5pm and midnight."

"Um, watching Netflix and talking to strangers on the internet while alone in my apartment?"

Internet History would clear you in five minutes

i dont think i want them looking at my internet history id rather go to jail for something i didnt do

http://vimeo.com/41920743

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kc2oo9:

imalittleredtorvette:

ONE PETER & OLIVIA MOMENT PER EPISODE » 1.05 Power Hungry

#she looks like she’s going to push him in the closet and have his baby right there 

Olivia’s inner thoughts: “Oh damn… the face, quick, focus on the face!”

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bon-appeteats:

Also finished up more cake slice charms for another project. :) #handmade #polymerclay #miniaturefood #charms #foodcharms #cake #portal #wip #tampacomiccon

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the-eightfold-path:

can this be shown like at the beginning and ending of commercial breaks or something? just, often and endlessly repeated.

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yarnzipangirl:

#steve rogers: 99% snark 1% freedom

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incurablylazydevil:

Sherlock Unaired Pilot vs Lady And The Tramp

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skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

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victorianrendezvous:

sparaglipietro:

Michael Komarck - A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE

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sparaglipietro

Accurate fanart, down to the antlered helm. So much love.

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actualmenacebuckybarnes:

clvbpenguin:

deadmarks:

lorenzo-drums:

This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing. 

how the fuck did they film that scene 

they threw a radio at his face

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popculturesavvyangel:

warriorchicken:

hijabiswag:

hijabis be like

Yeah but in my high school, pretty much every girl wears a hijab, and we kinda have this sixth sense so we know whenever anyone has shit hair. I dunno how, maybe its that brief glint of panic in their eyes whenever there is a breeze, or maybe its the extra pin holding the scarf in place. And whenever that happens, your scarf could get pulled at any given moment and you dunno when and its like the hunger games but with teenaged muslim girls.

its like the hunger games but with teenaged muslim girls.

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nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

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